Chester the Molester

Every music library needs songs of the neighborhood perv (offhand, I can only think of 2--Aqualung and "I'm a Dirty Old Man" by the Fugs). If your collection is somewhat lacking, slip on your trench coat & drive your Ford Econoline over to Crud Crud for a download of the bubblegum pop non-hit "Candy Andy" by the Shoelaces.